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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:09 pm |
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Deathstorm
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:47 am |
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{ABA}Worlock wrote: All I know is construction workers and truck drivers, so I had to Google for clean ones.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Scroll Down. ---> OMG, good one. LOL.
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Shrew :)
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:05 pm |
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Buffy, a blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job - any job at all.
"Sure," he said. "I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?"
Buffy agreed and began working immediately. The first day she painted five miles of stripes. The next day she painted three miles. But on the third day, she only painted one mile of stripes.
The supervisor took Buffy aside and asked her what was wrong. "You worked so hard and painted so fast the first couple of days. Why are you working so slowly now?"
Buffy replied, "Because the bucket keeps getting farther away."
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Butt_Fisto
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:35 am |
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Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:09 am Posts: 21 Location: WNC - USA |
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No Pics makes crazy man cry: Why God?!? Why are there no more pictures of the pretty peoples than what we have?!?
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Butt_Fisto
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:30 am |
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Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:09 am Posts: 21 Location: WNC - USA |
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Oh the weather outside is delightful, but the fire in my pants is frightful... Happy Holidays from the Hoff (...and me too, I guess)!
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:19 pm |
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{ABA}Worlock
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:17 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 8:26 pm Posts: 219 Location: United States Mich. |
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Santa seen what you did. Attachment: untitledsgha.jpg
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My spelling sucks figure it out
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Butt_Fisto
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:02 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:09 am Posts: 21 Location: WNC - USA |
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Well, fortunately for all of us, several of the better known players on the server (WarChild, the Dogfather, etc.) decided to make a group picture one day. Suffice to say, drinking (and heavy hairspray use) was involved prior to the "shoot," ... Rumor has it, this is a semi-official Clan uniform now thanks to its debilitating effect on the opposition.
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Shrew :)
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Post subject: Re: Pictures of You Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:55 pm |
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